understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

thespookerhero:

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

i’m so son of you, proud

dilclo:

today in study hall i fell asleep so someone slammed a book on the floor to wake me up and when i did everyone in the class was pretending to sleep and i didnt know what to do so i put my head back down and cried

goodbye, ponds

kawaiiuscassius:

mambostuck by toastyhat // beta kids

nikibee1:

Will Smith is totally the parent that loves to embarrass his children. I love it. 

ambitioncutsusdown:

thesixtysevenchevyimpala:

EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH

probably either eurovision or doctor who

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

the-impossible-astronaut:

(x)

“I don’t know where I am. I just know I’m running. Sometimes it’s like I’ve lived a thousand lives in thousand places. I’m born, I live, I die. And always there’s the Doctor. Always I’m running to save the Doctor, again and again and again and again. And he hardly ever hears me, but I’ve always been there. Right from the very beginning. Right from the day he started running.”

wholockianperson:

pleasegodletmelive:

safe-behind-bars:

when the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums you should probably see a doctor 

this fits in so many ways it’s not funny

noblegold:

my dash is just a battle between confused whovians and europeans